Sissy Höfferer
Nude

Sissy Höfferer ain’t no sissy. She’s an Austrian boob tube actress, with a baby-fat cuteness that makes you want to squeeze her until you sperm comes out. She has worked on the stage, too, but unlike TV, it’s frowned upon when audience members start to masturbate during a performance. How, for instance, would we be able to show our appreciation for the brunette stunner in the long-running German cop show, Tatort, where our girl is featured in a few frisky episodes. She looks very fetching in a powder-blue bikini, and even more so when she takes the top off. Guess we’re just Sissy boys.